Whats jokes
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.