Whats jokes
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.