Whats jokes
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.