What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Whats Jokes
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
