Whats jokes
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.