Whats jokes
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What kind of band never plays music?
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.