Whats jokes
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.