Whats jokes
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.