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Whats jokes

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

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  • What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

    His hide-and-seek skills.

    One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"

    A student says: "Bacon!"

    The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"

    A student says: "Eggs!"

    The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"

    A student says: "Homework!"

    The whole class laughs.

    Friend: I broke up with Sara.

    Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.

    Friend: How did her pussy feel?

    Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.

    Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

    What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?

    "Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!

    What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

    "Family strong, but not that strong."

    Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?

    Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.

    Mom: Excuse me?

    Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?

    I don’t know and I don’t care.

    What is an orphan's favorite toy?

    Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.