Whats jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.