What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
