Whats jokes
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.