To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Whats Jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
