Whats jokes
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.