Whats jokes
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.