Whats jokes
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.