What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
Whats Jokes
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
