Whats jokes
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?