Whats jokes
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.