What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Whats Jokes
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
