Whats jokes
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A Gaelic.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.
Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"
What did the builder say after the foundation?
"Employees!"
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!