Whats jokes
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.