Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.