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What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”