Whats jokes
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."
The doctor says, "Next, please."
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.