Whats jokes
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."
The doctor says, "Next, please."
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.