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What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

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    • What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

    The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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    • A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

    The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."

    The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."

    The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"

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