Whats jokes
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.