What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
Whats Jokes
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.