What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.