Whats jokes
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.