Whats jokes
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What are you on? YouTube.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.