Whats jokes
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."