Whats jokes
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."