Whats jokes
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.