Whats jokes
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.