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Baby

What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.

Cow

What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

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  • Girl

    What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

    Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

    I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.

    Jesus

    What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?

    Jesus died a virgin.

    Head

    What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

    Their ankles.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

    Pill

    Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

    Baby

    What's worse than a dead baby?

    A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.