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What's the difference between a fish and a car?

You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3

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    • There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"

    "I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.

    "I want to be a hunter."

    "Why?" the other babies ask.

    "I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."

    What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

    "They see me rolling, they hatin'."

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    • What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.

    Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.

    Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"

    So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"

    The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"

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    • What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?

    A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.

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    • What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

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