What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.