Whats jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."