Whats jokes
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.