Whats jokes
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.