Whats jokes
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.