What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."