Whats jokes
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.