Whats jokes
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.