Whats

Whats Jokes

Baby

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never grow old.

Nut

What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.

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  • Sex

    What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?

    There's 20 of them.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

    One screams when I peel its skin off.

    Sex

    What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

    You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

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  • Baby

    What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?

    Catching it with a pitchfork.

    Life

    BOB: Wanna know a joke?

    LILLY: What? Your hat?

    BOB: No, my life :'(

    Message

    What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

    You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

    Man

    What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."