Whats jokes
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What do Doges like? Memes.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?
"Mind if I join you?"
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"
His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."
The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"
"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."
The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."
The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."
"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.