What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Whats Jokes
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.