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What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?

One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.

What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?

It just doesn't work...

What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

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    • Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???

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    • What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

    One is Catholic.

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    • Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.

    What happened when Obama ran for president?

    The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.

    What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?

    You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.

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    • What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

    Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

    Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?

    A: Her dead fetus.

    So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

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    • Boy goes to Confession.

    Boy: "What are you doing, father?"

    Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."

    Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"

    Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."

    What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.

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