Whats jokes
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."