Whats jokes
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.