Whats jokes
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.