Whats jokes
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.