Whats jokes
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.