Whats jokes
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.