Whats jokes
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
Two men are in a rainforest, and one of them is peeing. Suddenly, a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!” He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car, so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened, and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out.” The man went back to the other man and said, “There is no hope, you will die.”
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What do you call cringe?
You.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?
Afterbirth.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!