Whats jokes
What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
A baby stapled to ten trees.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"