What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Whats Jokes
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.