Whats jokes
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
My dick is hard, what's your name?
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.