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So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"

And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."

Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"

And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."

And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"

What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.

Yeah, that joke was unbearable.

Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.

Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"

Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."

Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."

*Operator hears a distant gunshot*

Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"

What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?

Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!

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    • Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

    The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

    If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?

    I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

    My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

    What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?

    Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.

    My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."