Whats jokes
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What is you you?
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.