Whats jokes
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!