Whats jokes
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.