Whats jokes
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
Dad: How was your trip to the park?
Daughter: It was good until the man came along.
Dad: *gasps* Whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened?
Daughter: He made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off...
Dad: Oh God, what next?
Daughter: Nothing, that was it.
Dad: Oh, come on! That wasn't exciting, make something up!
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What's black and white?
History.
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!