Whats jokes
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is your favorite name?
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What is your favorite time of day?
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.