Whats jokes
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What's the best way to cure the hiccups? Suicide.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"