Whats jokes
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your summer name? Hot.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What is it about sisters who argue?
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼