Whats jokes
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.