Whats jokes
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What's the best way to cure the hiccups? Suicide.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."