Whats jokes
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is your body like? Soft.
What is mail? Boring.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!