Whats jokes
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your summer name? Hot.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!