Whats jokes
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.