Whats jokes
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
"Have fun at school night" is what?
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
What time eeeeeee?
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.