Whats jokes
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What is it about sisters who argue?
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.