Whats jokes
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
What can you build with people? A boat!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.